Monday, June 9, 2008

For humor, I prefer clean ones

A section of the (RD = Reader's Digest) is Laughs! that has a huge library of jokes and anecdotes (including those submitted by readers), humorous stand-up videos, funny cartoons, funny photo contests, and more!

Yes, readers can submit your entries and may earn up to US$300. I just submitted a nice joke I heard a few months ago ... :
There are two types of people in this world. One type of person, in the morning when they get up, they say, "Good morning, Lord," The other type of person when they get up, they says, "Good Lord! It's morning. I'm late!"
It hasn't been approved yet, but I do hope to see it at RD Laughs Main. In the meantime, I can continue to enjoy the jokes there, and one of them is:
"Make sure you wash your hands before your piano lesson," I reminded my seven-year-old son. "They're probably dirty from soccer practice."
"Don't have to, Mom," he reassured me. "Today I'm practicing in E Flat Minor. They're black keys."
Yes, even though those keys are black, clean keys are better. As for jokes, clean jokes are better, and it is good that gives them a place.

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